But there are those of us who NOT MATTER WHAT---HATE---to exercise.
I hate it.
But I love food.
Last night I had a gourmet 4 cheese burger from Village Tavern and a side of asparagus (which I'm convinced were drizzled with butter, not olive oil).
So because of my uncanny infatuation with great restaurants and even better food, I must exercise or else I would be as big as a house.