YESTERDAY I SPENT THE DAY WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND MOE. FIRST THINGS FIRST... CAN I JUST TELL YOU THAT MOE IS SIMPLY FABULOUS! BUT, BUT, BUT... CAN I TELL YOU I ALMOST LOST IT W/HER YESTERDAY.
SO HERE IS THE STORY...
WE ARE AT THE MAC COUNTER, SO I CAN PICK UP SOME "EXPENSIVE PINK," WHICH BY THE WAY, I GAVE A NEW NAME...PINK EXPLOSION. LOL. ANYWAY, I MADE MY PURCHASE AND AS WE WERE LEAVING I STOPPED BY THE CHANEL COUNTER TO SEE IF THEY HAD CHANEL NO.5 BATH OIL IN... MOE PROCEEDED TO TELL ME HOW SHE HATES CHANEL NO.5 .... WHAT!?!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN ANY WOMAN HATE CHANEL NO.5
ESPECIALLY A BOUTIQUE OWNING, GUCCI WEARING, FINANCIALLY AND PHYSICALLY FIT WIFE AND MOTHER OF TWO. YES, THAT'S MOE.. AND YES SHE HATES CHANEL NO.5
The Chanel hater!
ALL DAY SHE TOLD ME THAT I SMELLED LIKE A RICH OLD WHITE LADY. (WELL, AT LEAST I'M RICH.)
JUST TO SPITE HER, I RUBBED MY HANDS AND ARMS ALL OVER THE SEATS AND STEERING WHEEL OF HER PRISTINE CLEAN AUDI... SO, NOW SHE TOO WILL SMELL LIKE A RICH OLD WHITE LADY.
HATE CHANEL?! hmmm. HOW DARE YOU MOE.
I AM RETHINKING MY NEW FOUND FRIENDSHIP!
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